Faily Trousers a.k.a. “The Curse”.

Those that have been with me for awhile know that I’ve never gotten back any acknowledgement for my writing submissions. Not even a rejection letter.

I send something off. I get excited. I think, “Hey, I think I have a real chance here.” And it always ends in — not failure, exactly — but non-response. I get zero acknowledgement from anywhere I choose to submit. This is a trend I just can’t shake. At this point, I’m starting to wonder if it is a curse.

I’ve been told by other writers that getting nothing back is unusual.

And it’s tough. I mustered up the courage. I put something out there, got the motivation to search out a potential publisher, reread the guidelines 200 times and reread my story 100 more.

All the work just goes *poof* when I get nothing back, makes me feel like I don’t exist as a writer. It’s like I’m the star of the Truman Show and don’t realize it yet. Like I just chucked my work into a lake and let it sink to the bottom.

Without any form of response, I don’t know if my writing is just plain bad, if I’m following the guideline submissions wrong, or if it’s something else entirely. (Somehow I doubt it’s clerical errors every time.)

Personally I count these non-responses as rejections, even if I have no proof of that.

So what do I do after this happens?

Some people say to immediately send it off to someone else, don’t even touch it. I say that’s bullshit. I say look at your work again. Revise it. Write more stories and retry one of your old unpublished stories again. Do at least something to help your chances next time. Even with no feedback, I got rejected for a reason. So I’ve got to deal with it, move on, and keep trying to improve.

And maybe someday, I’ll be good enough.

Misunderstood Quotes from Famous Authors – “Write What You Know”

One of the greatest things an author can do, especially a master of the craft, is pass on the information they’ve learned to the next generation of writers. Unfortunately, these words of wisdom are often taken out of context.

Mark Twain, Author

“Write what you know.” – sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, although this quote is untraceable and likely predates Twain by quite a bit.

The quote you see above is perhaps the most classic writing adage we’ve got. It’s one of the first quotes you’ll stumble across when researching storytelling, and rightfully so.

But it can be maddening, especially to a fledgling writer who is frustrated and looking for easy advice.

People in writing communities can get strangely livid about this one, but it doesn’t stop there. I’ve seen covers of writing magazines proclaim things like – ‘Should We Really Write what We Know?’. Author John Irving was quoted as saying, in 2012, the “write-what-you-know dictum has no place in imaginative literature”. Even writing professors sometimes misinterpret this quote and tell their students to ignore it entirely.

But why?

Possible misinterpretations:

  • You must telegraph your exact life experiences into your writing.
  • All fictional stories are just autobiographies in disguise.
  • It is impossible to write science fiction, fantasy, supernatural fiction, or even period pieces if you only ‘write what you know’, therefore this quote is false and can be disregarded.
  • This quote only applies to non-fiction.
  • Don’t write about things you’ve never experienced. ex: Don’t write about a P.I. if you’re not a career detective. Don’t write about surgery if you’re not a doctor. Don’t write about sex if you’ve never experienced it.

The intended meaning:

Write what you know is all about emotions, taking your life experiences and channeling them as if you were a method actor.

Ever been yelled at? How did that make you feel?
Ever yelled at someone? Stolen something? Dealt with a bully? Maybe you haven’t.
Ever been at the unfair end of an unfair decision?
Do you know what it’s like being destitute? Homeless? Maybe you do, maybe you don’t.

Sara, The Maxx

“…writers gotta have experiences, like underpasses.” – Sara from The Maxx.

So let’s say you realize one of your characters must die, and the loss is going to be tough for everyone involved. OK – so maybe you’ve never experienced the loss of someone close to you. But you can channel the saddest moment in your life and let those emotions spill out onto the page.

If you’ve never ridden a horse a day in your life but your characters deal with horses every single day, it certainly wouldn’t hurt to do a little research or even spend some time with horses. You don’t have to, of course. You could take what you already know and apply it instead. Maybe you’ve taken care of a household pet, maybe you have knowledge about riding a motorcycle, or even know what it feels like to have the wind whip your hair around. Certainly you’ve seen movies where people tend and ride horses, right? That’s familiarity, that’s research, that’s knowledge.

Just as you can write about Russia without ever having been there or can write a story about World War II even if you weren’t alive to see it, you can write about riding horses without ever having ridden one yourself. But why not find a beta reader you trust that does have a lot of experience with horses? If they teach you what they know, then you’ll know it, too. And you can use that knowledge to fuel your writing going forward.

Contrary to the John Irving quote mentioned earlier, ‘Write what you know’ is perhaps the single most important piece of advice available when it comes to writing fiction, especially genre fiction. Creating a fantasy world, for instance, requires verisimilitude and a careful balance to suspend the reader’s disbelief. These emotions, these life experiences, writing what you know, will be the glue that holds your world together, making less believable things – such as magic – far more believable within the context of your world.

So it’s not about writing about your specific life experiences (Otherwise all my characters would be males who grew up playing video games in a small-town-Reaganomics-1980′s-Midwest-North-American household. Wouldn’t that be fun?), it’s about writing all manner of things while using your past experiences to your advantage. This is the key to making your stories believable – even if they’re grounded in unreality. And most importantly, it teaches us to pay attention to the world around us. If we want our writing to improve, we must keep learning.

All this in just four words.

Novel Push Initiative: Post-Apocalyptic Edition – Final Tally!

A small group of three companions traveled for only fifteen days, but it was a journey none-the-less.

Yes, it was a journey filled with highs and lows, self-doubts and revelations. But even as it ends, the road itself did not. No, this road shall continue to lead us unto brighter days. Brighter, Gastro-free days.

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(Blue watermark = 250 Words.)

Brian Niemeier
Jan 1st – 2,261 words.
Jan 2nd – 2,093 words.
Jan 3rd – 489 words.
Jan 4th – 436 words.
Jan 5th – 1,833 words.
(First 5 Days Total: 7,112 words.)
Jan 6th – 684 words.
Jan 7th – 682 words.
Jan 8th – 1,517 words.
Jan 9th – 594 words.
Jan 10th – 1,178 words.
(Second 5 Days Total: 4,655 words.)
Jan 11th – 542 words.
Jan 12th – 894 words.
Jan 13th – 677 words.
Jan 14th – 524 words.
Jan 15th – 4,123 words.
(Final 5 Days: 6,760 words.)
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FINAL TOTAL: 18,527 words.

Nick Enlowe
Jan 1st – 1,246 words.
Jan 2nd – 375 words.
Jan 3rd – 487 words.
Jan 4th – 5,985 words.
Jan 5th – 660 words.
(First 5 Days: 8,753 words.)
Jan 6th – 296 words.
Jan 7th – 387 words.
Jan 8th – 437 words.
Jan 9th – 307 words.
Jan 10th – 1,206 words.<strong>
(Second 5 Days: 2,633 words.)
Jan 11th – 374 words.
Jan 12th – 740 words.
Jan 13th – 347 words.
Jan 14th – 0 words. -> (Zero Reprieves left).
Jan 15th – 921 words.
(Final 5 Days: 2,382 words.)
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FINAL TOTAL: 13,768 words.

Ryan G. Sanders -
Jan 1st – 250 words.
Jan 2nd – 574 words.
Jan 3rd – 294 words.
Jan 4th – 250 words.
Jan 5th – 301 words.
(First 5 Days: 1,669 words.)
Jan 6th – 255 words.
Jan 7th – 450 words.
Jan 8th – 299 words.
Jan 9th – 258 words.
Jan 10th – 400 words.
(Second 5 Days: 1,662 words.)
Jan 11th – 250 words.
Jan 12th – 529 words.
Jan 13th – 548 words.
Jan 14th – 1,341 words.
Jan 15th – 300 words.
(Final 5 Days: 2,968 words.)
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FINAL TOTAL: 6,299 words.

And the GRAND TOTAL for the Post-Apocalyptic NPI…
38,594 words!

So who’s been eating most like a king during this apocalyptic fallout?
-Brian with 18,527 words.
Who got hungriest on a specific day?
-Nick with 5,985 words on January 4th.
Who made out the best in a five day stretch?
-Nick with 8,753 words on January 1st-5th.
Who had the least amount of burn-out on the last day?
-Brian with 6,760 words.
Who flirted with Gastropod abduction the most days?
-Ryan with 3 days right at 250.
Who had the most goose-eggs?
-Nick with 1 Reprieve, taken on the 14th.
Who had the greatest comeback?
-Ryan, who wrote 200% more words in his final 5 day stretch.

I almost got abducted by the Gastros the 14th, but it turns out their tentacles were far too slippery to carry us humans away. So, as logic would follow, they died of starvation. …I guess I was wrong about this whole ‘world ending’ thing.

I hope that all you guys having to board up and stay in your homes for fifteen days, living in paranoia and all that, wasn’t too much trouble. But look on the bright side: At least you’re well-stocked for canned goods. And hey, we can all continue writing to our hearts’ contents.

Thanks for participating and definitely looking forward to next time.

Novel Push Initiative: Post-Apocalyptic Edition – Ten days in!

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(Blue watermark = 250 Words.)

Brian Niemeier
Jan 1st – 2,261 words.
Jan 2nd – 2,093 words.
Jan 3rd – 489 words.
Jan 4th – 436 words.
Jan 5th – 1,833 words.
(First 5 Days Total: 7,112 words.)
Jan 6th – 684 words.
Jan 7th – 682 words.
Jan 8th – 1,517 words.
Jan 9th – 594 words.
Jan 10th – 1,178 words.
(Second 5 Days Total: 4,655 words.)
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Total WC: 11,767 words.

Nick Enlowe
Jan 1st – 1,246 words.
Jan 2nd – 375 words.
Jan 3rd – 487 words.
Jan 4th – 5,985 words.
Jan 5th – 660 words.
(First 5 Days: 8,753 words.)
Jan 6th – 296 words.
Jan 7th – 387 words.
Jan 8th – 437 words.
Jan 9th – 307 words.
Jan 10th – 1,206 words.
(Second 5 Days: 2,633 words.)
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Total WC: 11,386 words.

Ryan G. Sanders (Updates are on a private Google Docs page) -
Jan 1st – 250 words.
Jan 2nd – 574 words.
Jan 3rd – 294 words.
Jan 4th – 250 words.
Jan 5th – 301 words.
(First 5 Days: 1,669 words.)
Jan 6th – 255 words.
Jan 7th – 450 words.
Jan 8th – 299 words.
Jan 9th – 258 words.
Jan 10th – 400 words.
(Second 5 Days: 1,662 words.)
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Total WC: 3,331 words.

Can’t believe we’re already nearing the final tally … fifteen days go by fast. Still no Reprieves used – you guys’re doing great!

Novel Push Initiative: Post-Apocalyptic Edition – Five Days In…

Now, with charts! ->

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(The blue watermark is at the 250 line.)

Brian Niemeier
Jan 1st – 2,261
Jan 2nd – 2,093
Jan 3rd – 489
Jan 4th – 436
Jan 5th – 1,833
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TOTAL WC: 7,112

Nick Enlowe
Jan 1st – 1,246
Jan 2nd – 375
Jan 3rd – 487
Jan 4th – 5,985
Jan 5th – 660
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TOTAL WC: 8,753

Ryan G. Sanders (Updates are on a private Google Docs page) -
Jan 1st – 250
Jan 2nd – 574
Jan 3rd – 294
Jan 4th – 250
Jan 5th – 301
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TOTAL WC: 1,669

A third of the way through this and we’re all looking pretty good. We haven’t used our strikes yet and there’s no signs we’re going to slow down any time soon.

Keep up the good work :)

Post-Apocalyptic NPI – Participants


These are the participants for the Novel Push Initiative this time around->

Ryan G. Sanders –
http://www.ryangsanders.com/
(^Updates are on a private Google Docs page instead.)
Brian Niemeier –
http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Niemeier/100002462676719
Nick Enlowe –
https://twitter.com/NickEnlowe

Good luck everyone, I’ll be checking for totals later today :)

The Post-Apocalyptic NPI Survival Guide a.k.a. “The Rules”

Hey streetmeat, want to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

Well, let me tell ya – it ain’t pretty out there. Aside from the giant mollusks and their gastropod buddies wavin’ their tentacles around, snatchin’ people up, the world currency has changed. That’s right, I’m talkin’ words. You heard me – Want bread? Milk? Eggs? You gotta write for it.

W250 (That’s ’250 words’, for those not-in-the-know) – That many words should let you juuuuust scrape by with the basics. We’re talkin’ ramen noodles boiled in a coffee pot, old pears in a dinged-up leaky can, maybe a generic drink box or two – you know, the type where it’s impossible to get the straws to punch through those little holes.

W700 is a tidy sum. A tidy sum indeed. That’ll earn ya at least three square meals a day. Bowl of cereal, peanut-butter and jelly sandwich, the classics.

Want steak? Chardonnay? Well, the sky’s the limit. But whatever ya do chum, stay indoors. Matter-of-fact, don’t even think about the sky- would hate to see those Gastros nab ya.

THE RULES:
1) Write 250+ words a day.

2) Write them January 1st – 15th.

3) You can get away with writing less than 250 words just once out of the fifteen days.

4) Post results to a blog or somewhere I can keep track of your progress.

Just post your paydata on the ‘net and soon enough, you’ll get your survival kits right at your doorsteps, Mr. Johnson’ll make sure of that. But he’ll only be there for the first 15 days. After that, no promises, you’re on your own.

P.S.: I’ve been told by a few other people that they want to join, but you’ve got to sign up before the 1st. ;)

You can find more information here.